The Axis of Awesome Rage of Thrones song lyrics

You got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO

You got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO

You got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO

You got a new favourite show? It's called Game of Thrones?

WELL I READ THE FUCKING BOOKS

I SAID I READ THE FUCKING BOOKS

I read them years ago, so don't tell me about Jon Snow.

'Cause I already know

I've got a signed copy of a Feast for Crows

Then a six year wait for a Dance with Dragons

A six year wait for a Dance with Dragons

Waited six FUCKING years for a Dance with Dragons

and NOW YOU JUMP ON THE FUCKING BANDWAGON? AARGH.

I READ THE FUCKING BOOKS

I SAID THE FUCKING BOOKS TWICE.

DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT SPOILERS.

WINTER HAS BEEN COMING FOR SIXTEEN FUCKING YEARS.

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

HIS NAME IS JOFFREY NOT JEFFREY

GET A FUCKING LIBRARY CARD

OR A KINDLE

What's wrong with you people?

No one reads any more

Your imagination is a fun place to explore

Go to a library or a fucking book store

Take it from me, you'll enjoy the books more

HARRY POTTER

The book was better

THE HUNGER GAMES

The book was better

THE LORD OF THE RINGS

The books were probably better

THE CAT IN THE HAT

THE BOOK WAS BETTER

And whilst I'm on the topic, what the fuck is with movies based on board games?

Battleship: The Movie?

D9, I sunk your battleship. MOVIE OVER. FUCK OFF.

Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination

Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination

Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination

Hollywood cannot live up to the power of YOUR imagination