The Axis of Awesome C. S. Cowboy song lyrics
The Axis of Awesome C. S. Cowboy song lyrics
Who's that coming over the horizon?
Wearing so much colour that it hurts your eyes.
Who's that over their, riding on a mule?
In a purple hat and listening to Jewel.
The crime in this town is out of control,
And the fashion is a disgrace.
Here comes a man, a man to solve it all,
The man with the moisturised face!
He's a crime solving cowboy!
Your in trouble now boy,
He fights for justice and the american way of life!
He's a crime solving cowboy!
He like to cook with bok choy,
Sometimes I wonder why he doesn't have a wife!
Just last week he wrestled two mexicans to the ground.
Their shirts came off while wrestling and they wrestled all around.
He visits all the crooks he catches at the local Jail,
Sometimes I wonder cos they're all teenaged and male.
He lives with his Deputy on Fabulous Ranch,
His keen eyes don't miss a thing.
With his cowboy hat and his cowboy chaps,
And his special cowboy g-string!
He's a crime solving cowboy!
Here to search and destroy,
Solving so much crime til he cant move his jaw!
He's a crime solving cowboy,
His girlfriend is a decoy,
We'll see him at next year's Mardi Gras!
He likes men,
(crime solving cowboy)
He likes men
(crime solving cowboy)
He likes men
(crime solving cowboy)
He likes men
(crime solving cowboy)