The Axis of Awesome Surprise Song No.3 song lyrics

I picked up a lady

Went back to my place

We took our clothes off, our clothes off

Now we are naked

My lucky day

I turned the lights on

I notice, Yeahhhhoohhh

She has a penis.

Woah, woah, woah!

What did you say? What did you say that for?

Why would you say those awful words?

I couldn't think of a rhyme.

You couldnt think of a rhyme?

For Your Sex is on fire?

Maybe 'she had a vagina'

But she didn't have a vagina, she had a penis.

Oh.

Well, I'm surprised.

Yeah there you go listeners. Surprise Song as promised .

I think it was Lady Gaga

Topical.