The Axis of Awesome One in Three song lyrics

Did you know that one in three of you is gifted?

You're better than the other two in three

And one in three of you is better-looking

I don't think anyone would disagree

And one in three of you smells better (yeah)

You come from a better family

Then one in three of you gets more attention

The ladies tend to like you sexually

Yeah one in three of you is better than the other two

You know who we're talking 'bout

One in three of you has talent

In short you are amazing musically

One in three of you's a leader

The ability to sing comes naturally

One in three of you is taller

The others sometimes make you work for free

One in three is not allowed to use the stove

That one in three is called Lee

Yeah one in three of you is better than the other two

You know who we're talking 'bout

Yeah one in three of you has practised all his life

He's got the touch of music in his hands

He can write a tune to melt a lady's heart

But he's still too short to go on rides in Disneyland

One in three of you knows karate

He used his skill to stop a shark attack

One in three of you can stop a bullet with his hands

One in three of you looks just like Jack Black

Yeah one in three of you is better than the other two

You know who we're talking 'bout

Yeah one in three of you was at home the other day just looking at the TV

And he saw Jordan's new jeans

And he decided to try them on

And he put the jeans on

And he looked really good in them

And then his phone rang

So he had to run over to answer his phone

And he tripped over a little bit accidentally on the heater

And his jeans got caught in the heater

And they caught on fire a little bit

So he took the jeans off

And then he had to go to the video shop

And return a VHS copy of Sleepless in Seattle that was overdue by about three weeks

And he left a small fire burning in the apartment

So he hopes that two in three of them didn't have anything too valuable in the apartment

Yeah one in three of you is dumber than the other two

I don't know what you're talking 'bout