Kevin Bloody Wilson Supa Mega Fugly song lyrics

Mega Fuglys

sheilas you know that if they

didn't have a fanny between ther legs

would have a fuckin bounty on their heads

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly

With a mouldy mango twist

Complection like a pizza

With warts and moles and zits

And just to even say her name

You've got to be half pissed

Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly

With a mouldy mango twist

When she was born the doctor slapped her mother in the mouth

And when they bought her home they wouldnt let her in the house

And as she grew, its sad to say, she just grew uglier

They tied some snags around her neck so the dog would play with her

Before she went to school each day they had to iron her face

She'd get the cuts for comin early and merit points for being late

And they had a potrait painted in six different shades of shit

Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a mouldy Manbean twist

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly

With a mouldy manbean twist

Including her own mum and dad she never yet been kissed

Just to even say her name ya got to be half pissed

Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly

With a Mouldy manbean twist

When she puts on her lipstick it keeps backing down the tube

And I woke screamin dreamin that Id seen her in the nude

When she sits on the beach the tides too frightened to come in

A sperm whale tried to root her last time she went for a swim

If they made an ugly meter, shed blow the thing to bits

Under grotesque in the dictionary theres a photo of her tits

And if i ever cracked my fat for her Id amputate my dick

Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly

With a bastard arsehole twist

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly

With a bastard arsehole twist

Hells Angels wouldnt root her, said there not that fucking sick

So she bought herself a dildo but she couldnt get it stiff

Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly

With a bastard arsehole twist

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly

Oh god, shes fuckin ugly,

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly,

With a hanging hemeroid twist