Kevin Bloody Wilson The Potato Song song lyrics

Back when we was growin' up, we hung round the local pool

Great for coolin' off in summer, great for chattin' Sheila's too

And me bruvver had birds flockin' round him every time we went

So I asked him what his secret was and this is what he said

Stick a potato down your bathers, yeah that'll get 'em in.

Just shove a spud inside your duds whenever you go for a swim.

Just pop a Murphy down your surfies son and you'll be in like Flynn, with a potato down your bathers yeah that'll get 'em in!"