Kevin Bloody Wilson The Local song lyrics

Just got in from the local

Had to try the local brew

And i run into the local gossip and i learned a thing or two

About you local yokels

And what yous get up to

And he read me your pedigrees and I'll read em back to you

He said the local chefs a poofter

The local docs a drunk

The local priest likes little boys bums

And the local cops a cunt

I said the local cops a

What did i say?

The local cops a cunt

The local mayors a fucking dickhead

His wifes the local snob,

The local bank managers a fucking wanker and so's the local cop.

The local sparky's a fucking cowboy

The local plumbers making a mint

The local undertakers a fucking weirdo

And the local lawyers full of shit

The local bookie's a shonky bastard

The local race is fucking rigged

The local publican ought to be fucking hung for watering down the piss

The local pollie's a fucking gin jockey

And heres something else i know

The local cricket team aint worth fucking shit

The local footy teams a fucking joke

The local butchers full of blow flies

The local dogs are full of fleas

The local barbers a fucking butcher

The local kids are fucking thieves

The local car yard is a fucking rip-off

And so's the local show

And the local cops a dead set cunt but i mentioned that a minute ago

When i said

The local chefs a poofter

The local docs a drunk

The local priest likes little boys bums

And the local cops a cunt

I said the local chefs a poofter

The local docs a drunk

The local priest likes little boys bums

And the local cops a cunt

I said the local cops a what did i say?

The local cops a cunt

Big finish.

The local cops a cunt