Kevin Bloody Wilson I Gave Up Wanking song lyrics

I've give up wanking this morning I never thought that

I could I'm feelin better already and this time I'm off

it for good When I first wanked I's thought I's so

clever And all of me makes, they were mugs Thought I

was the first bloke here on earth who'd ever played

with his slug It was me own little secret and I never

told anyone and the feelin' I got the first time I shot

was like chooks flyin' out o' me bum so I'm givin' up

wanking... tomorrow I never thought that I could then I

won't get these bad headaches and then I'll be off it

for good I've wanked in some unlikely places the

shower, the beach and pool a dunny, a tram a dunny and

the pictures and ebiology classes at school and once me

grandmother caught me wankin' meself in me room but to

her suprise I just shut me eyes and Imagined her

standin' there nude I'mgivin' up wanking... next

tuesday I never thought that I could and then I won't

skwint like I do now and then I'll be off it for good

mw dad says it's gonna take willpower ther really is no

easy trick I honetly thought I'dneed surgeryto help get

me hand ogff me dick me dad's been a great inspiration

he really has been a great help he knows what I go

though and just what yo do cause he give it up yester'd

himself so I'm givin' up wanking next erid' I never

thought that I could and then I'll be off it for good

so if you don't wank you're a lair and a fool if you

say that you do so next time you see, prince charles on

tv remember he wanks himself too so I'm givin' up

wanking come christmas I never thought that I could and

I'll sell me dog and me white cane and then I'II throw

away me dark glasses and then I'll be off it for good

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