The Tiger Lillies Incontinent song lyrics

I'm incontinent I soil the sheets my heartbeat is growing weak

I even find it hard to speak as my urine from me leaks

I strap on my colostomy bag I'm feeling like an old rag

I stagger slowly slow and meek death for me would be a release

My mind is like a leaking sieve my memories I can't relive

I walk a hundred yards in pain I stagger disconsolate and lame

So my death I cannot wait it's an event I'll celebrate

My funeral it seems to me is an event to set me free

My funeral it seems to me is an event to set me free