The Tiger Lillies Masturbating Jimmy song lyrics

Masturbating Jimmy with his pot of Vaseline

In the toilet cistern with his porno magazines

Their pages stuck together from where he does spurt

And on his pot of Vaseline pubic hairs inert

Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Masturbating Jimmy it suffers his schoolwork

‘Cause when he does his homework

He just jerks and jerks and jerks

Masturbating Jimmy he's going to lose his mind

And if he doesn't lose it then he's going to go blind

Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Masturbating Jimmy does it ten times a day

And twenty times twenty times on a Sunday

Well Masturbating Jimmy this has got to stop

Otherwise your knob your knob your knob it will fall off

Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Well you've only got a pint and a half

And you've almost used the lot