The Key of Awesome She Can't Stop song lyrics
The Key of Awesome She Can't Stop song lyrics
It's my money gonna spend it on gum
It's my career I can do a shark jump
It's my jaw I can wire it shut
I can read goosebumps they're my favorite books
Dead cats and dirty dishes everywhere
Hands in my pants 'cause I'm itchy there
I just came to shame my mother
Ain't never gonna marry Thor's brother now
Tryin' to be a poorman's Gaga
(Gaga)
Or an albino Rihanna
Now I'm dating a french guy
Made outta french fries
om nom nom nom
I look just like Tweety
If he was slutty
Gonna give my daddy
An achy breaky heart attack
Sweet niblets!
This is my butt
This is my cooch
And I won't stop
Chewing my gum
Trying extra hard to be edgy
It's my middle finger to Disney
Freaking hand chop
Peptobismol
This is my musical cry for help
Can't buy a clue with all this wealth
No bones
It's my booty I can put in on stuff
It's my booty I can drag it on the rug
It's my booty I can put it on Doug
I can put it on a pug or all of the above
I can try to be classy but what for?
I wanna get my face on Mt. Slutmore
Remember only God can judge ya
Unless you're busted, then a judge can judge ya
Tryin' to look sexy but it's just sad
Is this an American Apparel ad?
I'm not anorexic
Just replaced breakfast with crack
Now Miley is asleep
Nobody make a peep
Now get up on your feet
I'm gonna show you a cool dance
Everybody clap
Take two steps back
I'll just latch on
To her hit song
My wife gave birth to a cash machine
Sometimes she lets me be in her movies
Get out daddy or else I'm gonna pound you!
Don'tcha sass me I can still ground you
For getting that dumb Sharon Stone hairdo
Now I heard you're dating a french dude
Where is he?
Stop daddy!
I kill you, bastard!
Stop daddy!
DIE!
He's my boyfriend I love him
French fry guy
I hate you
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