The Key of Awesome Bearded Nun song lyrics

Bearded, bearded nun x3

Bearded, Gaga

You ask where I get my ideas from

I used to get them from my gay husband

but predictable is what he has become

So now I only listen to the nun

Ha-a-a-a-a Ha-a-a

That was a good one

You are comedian

I don't know what he is but I think he's the shiz, so I'm worshiping the beared nun

I know a lot of trannys, geeks, and circus freaks, but he's easily the weirdest one

I'm not sure if it's a dude, cause I've never seen it nude

Puts on lipstick with a gun

The father, son, and beared nun

Gaga, I'm home, I brought food for the knomes-are you here alone?

What the Gaga?

How the hell could you do this to me?

Get thee to a bearded nunery (?)

What are you doing home on a school day?

School is closed for Kathy Griffen day

I challange you, to a weird off, of 5 rounds the loser leaves town

This is the championship, it will decide who is hip

Here's Lord Gaga's first attempt: ooh, that was nice

And now the nuns at the plate, he slaps a cat in the face, and builds a gingerbread house with his mind

Here's Lord Gaga's retort: he's putting on his cheese shorts, and then he brings out some mice

okay that's weird

Looks like the nuns on the ropes

He calls in the bearded pope

Who gets a razor and shaves off his beard, NO

I guess that means he won, but now his beard is gone, and that's where he gets his powers from

Bearded, bearded nun

I think we're done

Dear gay husband, accept my appala-gaga