The Key of Awesome Jennifer Lopez's Off The Floor song lyrics

J-Lo my name ain't on the list, come down and tell em I'm with you.

It's a new infestation

This is Wow Wow Wubsy

Of Bridge and tunnel people

Get off the floor drunky

Lay on your side dummy

Let me introduce you

to the skanks and douche bags in the soul destroying line at the club

I'm confused

and I don't really know when I get of the train which exit to use

Drives me insane they all look the same which one do I choose

My GPS is a big ole mess and ruined my shoes

I tripped and fell on my ass and all the children laughed now I got a big bruise

What the hell did I do to deserve this abuse damn?

Ple ple ple please check the list again

I gotta go meet my friend Dolly

If you ain't fabulous you will be ignored

When dancing be aware of people with sores

I think we need a clean up in isle four

Point and laugh at the poor

They can't get in the door

Pits stink when the creeps put their drinks up

Leave your dignity and shame at the door

Squeeze your size 10 butt into a size four

So many tools here its like a hardware store

The roofies, the guidos, dancin' like they're spastic

The stinky cheap cologne, the sexual harassment Dali.

Piss your cash away on twenty-dollar cosmos at the club

Pick up your phone J-Lo. It's Pitbull again. Llamame.

Trust me when I say you'll never bang the shot girl at the club

Not if I don't get inside I won't... Dalai.

I've got such a big butt that when I dance it hits the floor

Bla ba bla bla I don't feel like singing lyrics anymore

Bla ba bla bla

This shit is whack son, I'm getting pissed

I'm about to give this mothertrucker my fist

I ain't askin' for permission son I insist

Ahhhh dude you're breakin' my wrist

O wow o wow ow that hurts

Why you gotta go and get blood on my shirt

I ain't never been a fighter, but I am a lover

Fine you win I'll pay the cover

I finally got inside now its time to the booty slap

This is the last call for alcohol, yall

The night is over. It's time for me to go and take a nap

¿J-Lo Que paso? I'm outside para tres horas en la linea. Esta muy frio alla. ¿Por que me tratas asi J-Lo?