SpongeBob SquarePants Rodeo Daze song lyrics

Narrator: Ah, the eternal expanse of the deep sea. Teeming with fantastic creatures. Uh, teeming… I'm sure they're around here somewhere! Aha! [Zooms in on a rock with bugs on it] Oh, that's a rock! Where is everybody? [screams] [SpongeBob is right there, and he scared the narrator] Oh, it is just SpongeBob. Watch and witness one of the rarest and mysterious rituals of the deep, the staring contest.

SpongeBob: [SpongeBob's eyes get watery and he finally blinks] Patrick, wow!

Patrick: What?

SpongeBob: You are the best starer I've ever stared at!

Patrick: Oh, staring contest! I thought it was a blinking contest and I was losing.

SpongeBob: [There is a sound like something is falling] Hark, Patrick. Do you hear something? [A message in a bottle falls on SpongeBob's head, and SpongeBob falls down] Oh! [SpongeBob reads the note tied to the bottle] Hmm, it's a letter for Sandy, all the way from Texas. We better deliver it!

SpongeBob: Sandy! [SpongeBob tries to open Sandy's door, but it doesn't open] Oh, it's not opening!

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! I have something that might help. [Patrick pulls out a book called ‘

SpongeBob: How to open things. Brilliant, Patrick! I saw the movie, but I never read the book.

Patrick: Uh, ok. [Patrick flips through the pages] Garbage cans. No. Jar. No. Box. No. Sandy's door! Twist to the left.

SpongeBob: Oh! I was twisting to the right.

Patrick: A common mistake, my good friend. [Patrick puts away the book] Allow me. [Patrick does some warm up exercises] Ok, time to open this.

Sandy: [Sandy kicks her door open] Hi-yah! Trying to ninja sneak attack? Hi-yah! Hi-yah! [Sandy kicks Patrick up in the air, and she hits SpongeBob, causing the note in the bottle on SpongeBob's head to fall out] Well, you're still no match for my squirrel-fu! [Sandy grabs the note and reads it] It's a letter from my twin brother, Randy!

SpongeBob: [Patrick falls on SpongeBob] Oh!

Sandy: [SpongeBob and Patrick get into Sandy's suit] Do you mind?

SpongeBob: Not at all. Read on.

Patrick: Doesn't bother me.

Sandy: Get out of my suit! [SpongeBob and Patrick are flushed out of Sandy's suit] Well, golly! Randy says the rodeo's come to town. I've got to head back to Texas and defend my championship title!

SpongeBob: Championship title? For what?

Sandy: You got cotton in your ears?

Patrick: [Patrick looks in SpongeBob's ear] Hmm, no. It's not cotton. It's actually an old moldy piece of Krabby patty. [Patrick eats the Krabby patty] Mmm.

SpongeBob: [SpongeBob is holding a jellyfish net] Is your championship title for jellyfishing?

Sandy: No.

SpongeBob: Karate?

Sandy: No!

SpongeBob: [SpongeBob and Patrick are now wearing white coats and glasses, and Patrick is holding a mini volcano] Perhaps the science fair, then.

Sandy: No. It's my rodeo championship on the line.

SpongeBob: Rodeo? What does rodeo mean?

Sandy: Critters that you gotta wrangle. [Sandy pulls out a lasso and lassos SpongeBob and Patrick] Cowboy suits with perty spangles. [Sandy is now wearing spangles on her suit and she is wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat] Boots with spurs that jingle jangle, that's a rodeo. Tight blue jeans you gotta squeeze in, but they sure look mighty pleasin'! [Sandy gives Patrick a wedgie by putting some jeans on him.] Big belt buckles are always in season! [SpongeBob is wearing a big belt buckle] That's a rodeo.

Cows: Rodeo

Sandy: Rodeo

Cows: Rodeo

Sandy: Rodeo

Sandy and Cows: Yippee ti yay, yippy ti yo

Cows: Rodeo

Sandy: Rodeo

Cows: Rodeo

Sandy and Cows: Yippee ti yay, yippy ti yo

Sandy: [Sandy is riding SpongeBob] Ride that critter, don't be no quitter! Hold on tight with all your might! Yee-haw! That's a rodeo. Tractor pulls and big old bulls. [Sandy, SpongeBob and Patrick are on a tractor and then a bull] Line dancin', horses prancin'! [There is a bunch of squirrels line dancing, and then there is a horse in a tutu prancing] Barrel racin', bareback ridin'! [Sandy, SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting on a barrel and then a horse] Bronco bustin', aluminum sidin'. [The horse bucks SpongeBob and Patrick off and onto barn doors] That's a rodeo.

Cows: Rodeo

Sandy: Rodeo!

Cows: Rodeo

Sandy: Rodeo!

Sandy and Cows: Yippee ti yay, yippy ti yo

Cows: Rodeo

Sandy: Rodeo!

Cows: Rodeo

Sandy: Rodeo!

Sandy and Cows: Yippee ti yay, yippy ti yo

Sandy: And don't forget who makes us laugh when we're feelin' down. The happy slappy, sunny, funny good ol' rodeo clown.

SpongeBob: Clowns? [SpongeBob grabs onto Sandy] Don't go, Sandy! It's too risky!

Sandy: [Sandy pushes SpongeBob away] I must! It's my duty!

SpongeBob: Oh, this is terrible! We can't let Sandy go all alone! It's too dangerous up there, right Patrick?

Patrick: Eh, I'm indifferent.

SpongeBob: How could we live with ourselves if Sandy got hurt, and we weren't there to help? Why, I wouldn't be able to look at myself.

Patrick: Look at yourself? How do you do that? [Patrick spins around,

SpongeBob: Patrick! This is no time for silly games! Sandy needs us. You understand? Patrick? Patrick!

Patrick: [Patrick is running away, thinking about the wedgie.] No more tight jeans!

SpongeBob: Oh, I'm sure someone else will help me.

[Scene cuts to Mr.

SpongeBob: So there you have it, Mr. Krabs. Sandy really needs our help.

Mr. Krabs: Ok, explain it to me again, but this time, take out anything that doesn't have to do with money. Uh-huh, that's what I thought. [Mr.

SpongeBob: [sigh] I need to find someone with compassion. Someone who selflessly helps others, with no concern for his own safety. I need…A hero.

[Scene cuts to Squidward's front yard,

SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward! Sandy is in terrible trouble. You've got to help me save her!

Squidward: Oh, no! Sally's in trouble!

SpongeBob: Uh, Sandy.

Squidward: Don't worry, SpongeBob. Just wait right here. [Squidward walks towards his house] I'll get my emergency squirrel rescue kit!

SpongeBob: Right-o, Mr. Tentacles, sir!

Squidward: Just don't panic! [Squidward goes in his house and slams the door,

SpongeBob: Ooh uh. Well, there's one last person I can ask.

SpongeBob: [SpongeBob bangs on the door] Plankton!

Plankton: [Plankton opens the door and comes out] What?

SpongeBob: Sandy's in trouble. I need help rescuing her.

Plankton: [Plankton gets some dynamite with a timer on it] I'm kind of busy right now.

SpongeBob: Jeepers, it'll only take a minute.

Plankton: Yea, uh I'd love to help, but I really got to go. [Plankton picks up the dynamite and carries it towards The Krusty Krab, and the dynamite blows up before Plankton gets to The Krusty Krab] Ouch.

SpongeBob: Ugh. Well, I'm going to go save Sandy, whether anyone wants to help or not.

SpongeBob: [SpongeBob packs his suitcase] I guess it's just you and me, Gary. [SpongeBob tries to pack Gary, but Gary doesn't let go of the floor] Let's go. Gary the snail! Do you plan on staying here while Sandy is possibly in trouble somewhere up there?

Gary: Meow meow meow?

SpongeBob: She's the squirrel.

Gary: Meow?

SpongeBob: No, brown. Gary, what does that have to do [Gary leaves] You too, huh? Well, we'll see about that! [SpongeBob pulls out some bubble soap.

SpongeBob: [SpongeBob opens his bubble soap and blows a bubble to capture Gary.

SpongeBob: [SpongeBob blows a bubble that goes in Squidward's window, and captures Squidward,

Patrick: Eh, pudding.

[Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs house, where a bubble is blown to capture Mr. Krabs. Scene cuts to Bikini Bottom, where a lot of Bikini Bottomites are captured by bubbles. Scene cuts to SpongeBob's house,

SpongeBob: [SpongeBob blows a bubble capturing his alarm clock which goes off,

'Everyone Inside a Bubble':

'SpongeBob': Good morning!

'Mr. Krabs': SpongeBob! What's the meaning of this?

SpongeBob: Sandy's in trouble, and I need all of your help to save her from the horrors of the rodeo! There are clowns there!

Squidward: SpongeBob, the next time you ‘invite' me to one of your slumber parties, I'm calling the cops! [Squidward walks outside, and he falls because SpongeBob's house is also in a bubble] [screams] Arrgh, Arrgh, oh, oh. What the? SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: [SpongeBob falls beside Squidward] Oh. Yes, Squidward?

'Everyone Who Was Trapped in a Bubble, Except Squidward': [They all walk outside,

Mr. Krabs: Where the devil are we?

SpongeBob: It's…Texas.

Everyone in the Bubble:

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: What's that, boy? You see Sandy?

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: And she's…riding a bullfrog?

Sandy: [Sandy is riding a bullfrog] Yee-haw!

SpongeBob: Ahoy, Sandy!

Sandy: Huh?

Frog: Ribbit!

Sandy: Ow. Gall darn it! You sea slickers made me lose the rodeo. Why are you here, anyways?

SpongeBob: To help save you from this rodeo thing!

Sandy: I don't need to be saved! [gasps] Watch out! That old bullfrog's got a flea on his flanks, and he's comin' right at ya!

Bullfrog: Ribbit, ribbit!

Everyone in the Bubble: [Screaming as they were attacked by the bullfrog,

Bullfrog: Ribbit.

Patrick: Did we save Sandy?

SpongeBob: No, Patrick. We didn't.

Mr. Krabs: Did we make any money?

Gary: Meow.

Sandy: Aw, cactus! That ol' bullfrog's got SpongeBob! Hang on, old buddy! [Sandy lassos SpongeBob away from the bullfrog, the crowd cheers] Next time, leave the rodeos to me.

SpongeBob: Aw, nuts.