SpongeBob SquarePants 20,000 Patties Under the Sea song lyrics

SpongeBob: Breaker, breaker outer perimeter, looks clear. Over.

Patrick: Robert, Robert... uhh... Ronald, Ronald, Ryan.

SpongeBob: Are you sure you're not trying to say Roger?

Patrick: Oh, wait I got it. Ringo...

SpongeBob: Patrick, we have visual contact. Now taking evasive action. Subject still in close proximity. Over.

Patrick: Hello?

SpongeBob: Please reply.

Patrick: I wonder if I can order pizza with these things.

SpongeBob: Please, contact immanent Patrick. Respond now. Please. Please!

Patrick: SpongeBob, you're gonna need to speak up. My eardrums aren't what they used to be.

SpongeBob: I can't speak up Patrick, there's a jellyfish here and I'm worried it might sting me if I make any loud... ... noises.

Patrick: Oops. SpongeBob: Is he still after us, Patrick?

Patrick: I don't know, buddy!

SpongeBob: Should we turn around and check?

Patrick: Ok. SpongeBob: Oh, I think I landed on my pain center.

Patrick: I think I landed on a rock. SpongeBob: Patrick, look! There's a weird thing sticking out of the ground right there.

Patrick: That's just Squidward sunbathing again. SpongeBob: No, not that, Patrick. This!

Patrick: What is it?

SpongeBob: I don't know. I think there's something buried underneath it. And I'm gonna go get some shovels so we can dig it up.

Patrick: We?

SpongeBob: Phew! Nothing like a little manual labor to put some hair on your chest, eh, Patrick?

Patrick: I'll say. SpongeBob: Plus look at what we unearthed! A UFO! Go on, you first. Kinda dark, huh?

Patrick: Yeah, dark.

SpongeBob: Well, there's gotta be a light switch around here somewhere. Found it. Excuse me, sir. Hey, Patrick, look! We're moving! And here's the steering wheel!

Patrick: Now hold it, SpongeBob. You better let me drive.

SpongeBob: Gimme that wheel!

Patrick: No! Let go! I wanna drive! Mr. Krabs: I don't understand, Squidward. Where are all the customers? I know the Krusty Krab isn't Bikini Bottom's most prestigious eatery, but at least it's better than that salty old Chum Bucket across the street. And that's our only competition.

Squidward: Am I getting paid extra for this conversation?

Mr. Krabs: Oh, come on, Squidward. Can't you just pretend to listen for once in your life? Do it for old Mr. Krabs.

Squidward: Well, since you can't bring any customers into the Krusty Krab, have you ever thought about bringing the Krusty Krab to the customers?

Mr. Krabs: Quiet, Squidward, I'm brainstorming! Ooh, ooh! What if instead of bringing customers to the Krusty Krab, we could bring the Krusty Krab to the customers?

Squidward: La la la la la la la la la la la la.

Mr. Krabs: Yes, of course! But how? SpongeBob: Can we park here? Hey, Mr. Krabs! Look what Patrick and I found! We're gonna use it to go on a long journey.

Patrick: Or even around the block!

Mr. Krabs: That's it! We'll take the Krusty Krab on the road. So long, boys. Make me lots of money!

SpongeBob: Bye, Squidward. Bye, Mr. Krabs. Bye, Squidward.

Patrick: You said "Bye, Squidward" twice.

SpongeBob: I like Squidward.

Plankton: A traveling restaurant, eh? It's not fair! I had that idea years ago! No matter. If Mr. Krabs wants to play dirty, then Plankton's ready for his turn to take his turn. SpongeBob: Hello!

Man: Hello.

SpongeBob: Could I interest you in a Krabby Patty?

Man: No thanks.

Patrick: Now what?

SpongeBob: I don't know, Patrick. Mr. Krabs said if we didn't find customers, not to come back. Are you sure you don't want to be out first customer, sir.

Man: Yeah, I'm pretty sure. SpongeBob: Wait! We'll pay ya!

Man: Hey, thanks again, guys. Good luck with the restaurant!

SpongeBob: Thank you, sir, come again!

Plankton: Those nincompoops are better salesmen than I suspected. Voice: Customer approaching.

Plankton: Hello, little boy. Would you like a chum burger?

Boy: Uh, does it come in raspberry?

Plankton: Um, no.

Boy: Blueberry?

Plankton: No.

Boy: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... raspberry?

Plankton: Ah, come on, kid. You asked me that already. Now quit wasting my time!

Mable: Hey, you can't talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are?

Plankton: I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers.

Truck Driver: Hey, you can't talk about my wife that way. What do you think this is?

Plankton: I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty. That's what this is.

Mary: Hey, you can't talk to my grandson like that. Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital.

Plankton: Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, Grandma!

Mary: You're probably right.

Plankton: You people are crazy. I'm getting out of here. What the? No! Controls malfunctioning! SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick.

Patrick: Yeah?

SpongeBob: Weren't you supposed to be on kitchen duty? Oh, no. You burnt all the patties. It's hard as a rock. How are we gonna find somebody who would buy these?

Truck Driver: Hey, the rocks are all gone.

Crowd: Aww! SpongeBob: Folks, have I got a deal for you. Jack: Alright, get 'im! SpongeBob: Won't Mr. Krabs be so proud of us when he finds out how good we're doing. See any new customers, Patrick?

Patrick: No, but I see a sign. It says. "Warning: Ab... eyes?"

SpongeBob: Here, let me see. No, Patrick, that says "Abyss."

Patrick: Oh, OK. What's an abyss, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: An abyss is a bottomless... ...chasm! Pat, we're falling!

Patrick: And now we're being bathed in an eerie red light!

Plankton: Yes! Yes!

Patrick: And now a deafening warning siren! Sea Monster: SpongeBob: Look, Patrick! We've floated back up, out of the deep, dark, depressing, horrible abyss! Sea Monster: Hey! Who are you calling dark and depressing?

SpongeBob: Daa! We didn't mean it that way, Mr. Sea Monster, sir! What we really wanna know is... are you hungry?

Sea Monster: Hungry? I've been asleep for 79 years. Which means my last meal was 79 years ago. Yes, I'm hungry.

SpongeBob: Then try one of our Krabby Patties.

Sea Monster: Mmm! That's the best thing I've tasted since that sewer spill... back in '76. I'll take 640 of them.

SpongeBob and Patrick: Woo hoo!

Patrick: Order... uh... up! Plankton: Now that those two are out of the picture, all of the customers will come running to me. , he rips off the periscope] This calls for drastic-er-est measures! Okay, you bums, time for the second course; Chum Charges!

Patrick: SpongeBob! Our hull's been breached. Do you know what that means?

SpongeBob: No!

Patrick: Neither do I!

Plankton: Yes! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the... Ah, who needs that old Rust Bucket anyhow.

Sea Monster: Come on in there! I want more sandwiches!

Patrick: SpongeBob, look!

SpongeBob: What is it?

Patrick: It's a liquid.

SpongeBob: No, it's a solid! It's a solid!

SpongeBob and Patrick: It's a "lol-squid."

Sea Monster: All right, what's going on in there? Hey, that looks like a sandwich to me!

SpongeBob: But not just a sandwich. It's a... Chum-Wich.

Sea Monster: Mmm! Now that's a sandwich!

SpongeBob: Anything else before we shove off?

Sea Monster: I want dessert! SpongeBob: We- We don't have desserts.

Plankton: Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies. That's right, they stole my idea. My, my, my... Sea Monster: Hey, a chocolate éclair! Now that looks like dessert to me!

Plankton: No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! You- You've got it all wrong, see... Hey! Janitor: There you are, Mr. Krabs, just like new again.

Squidward: Now all we have to do is keep SpongeBob away from the... SpongeBob: We're back, Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: Tell me all about it. Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!

SpongeBob: You wouldn't believe it Mr. Krabs, we had so many new customers!

Mr. Krabs: I don't care about that. Tell me about the money.

SpongeBob: There we were at the bottom of a deep, dark, abyss. And we had to let go of something heavy.

Patrick: And paper.

Mr. Krabs: You let go of all the money I earned as ballast?

SpongeBob: But on the bright side, we did manage to bring back 37, 000 pounds of these decorative deep sea rocks!