SpongeBob SquarePants Nature Pants song lyrics

Mr.

Krabs: Sponge

Bob?

Sponge

Bob! Wake up, boy!

You're burning me money! Sponge

Bob: Mr.

Krabs, what do we do?

Mr.

Krabs: Here, use this! Mr.

Krabs & Fireman: Hooray! Mr.

Krabs: Sponge

Bob, come into me office. What's wrong, boy?

Sponge

Bob: Well, I.

Mr.

Krabs: This is the fourth time this week I've had to scrape you off of something.

Sponge

Bob: Well, I've been thinking.

Mr.

Krabs: We need to get you thinking about work. Sponge

Bob: No offense, Mr.

Krabs, but I've been thinking about giving up my cold industrial life in favor of a more natural and free life among the jellyfish. Mr.

Krabs: Ah, Sponge

Bob, you wouldn't last even one day in the wild.

This is your natural habitat. This is your wide open range. These are your amber waves. And thisoh, this is your golden scepter, with which you rule!

That's better than nasty old jellyfish, right, Sponge

Bob? Sponge

Bob?

Sponge

Bob: I can too last more than one day.

I'll show him.

Aw, barnacles! Mr.

Krabs: Sponge

Bob, wait! Oh, he'll be back, alright.

He'll be back. Sponge

Bob: And Squidward, I want you to have my can opener. Squidward: And I thought this friendship would never pay off. Patrick: Are are are are you sure you want to give me this mayonnaise?

Sponge

Bob: It's all yours. Patrick: A-a-and these old phone books?

Sponge

Bob: All yours, old friend. Patrick, there is one more thing I want you to have. Patrick: Ol' Reliable? Sandy: Howdy, y'all.

Hey Sponge

Bob, you having a garage sale?

Sponge

Bob: No Sandy, I'm giving up my material possessions to live in the wild with the jellyfish.

Sandy: Sponge

Bob, of all the crazy schemes.

Why would you want to live among the jellyfish?

They're cold and mean and none too bright. Sponge

Bob: Oh, oh, Sandy.

That's exactly the response I would expect from someone who lives the sham of a life I once lived.

I'm going to prove I don't need all this stuff to be happy. Maybe someday you'll wise up and join me.

Good-bye. I won't be needing these. Buzz, buzz, buzz.

Squidward: He took off his pants.

Sandy: I'll give him a week. Squidward: I'll give him eleven minutes. Patrick: Patrick sad! Sponge

Bob: I'm home.

I'm home!

I'm home!

I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, Im home! Brothers and sisters, wait for me! Buzz buzz.

Buzz buzz.

Ok, I'm here! Wait, I just got here.

My jellyfish instincts tell me to gothat way. Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz. This is the life. Hey everybody, buzz buzz.

Buzz to you.

Buzz, buzz, nice current today.

Hey, what's the buzz? Hello, I'm Jellybob, and you are? Uhh...

nice to meet you. Sandy: "

Here, Patrick, have a Krabby Patty!" There he is, Patrick.

Say your line!

Patrick: Why thank you, Sandy, I would love one.

Take patty. Too bad Sponge

Bob isn't here.

These are his favorites.

I sure wish he'd come home.

Take bite. I can't do it!

Sponge

Bob!

Come back!

Sponge

Bob: Patrick, I'm not coming home.

Patrick: I miss you!

Sandy misses you!

Even Squidward misses you! Sponge

Bob: I'm happy here.

This is my home now. Patrick: No!!

Sponge

Bob!! Sponge

Bob: Hey everybody!

I'm back!

I think I'm getting the hang of this. Patrick!

What are you doing?

Patrick: If I can't have you as a friend, I'm going to make you a trophy!

I even picked out this nice jar for you! Sponge

Bob: Patrick!

Go home!

I'm a jellyfish now! Patrick: I can see you there! I still see you! You're going to look good on my mantel! Friends forever, Sponge

Bob!

I got you now, Sponge

Bob! Sponge

Bob: Patrick!

No! Patrick: Ok!

So this is the way it's going to be.

I hope you're happy. Sponge

Bob: Well, that's over.

Back to jellyfish matters. Mmm jelly. Ah, my jellyfish brethren are returning. Greetings, comrades! Being a jellyfish sure is fun.

Buzz. Buzz. Buzz. Hey!

Eww, I'm itchy!

Itchy, why am I so itchy!

Aaaaahhhhhhh!!!! Poison sea urchins! Ow, ow, oh, itches.

Ow, ow, itches. Buzz.

Buzz.

Buzz. Krabby Patties. Sandy. What have I done?

I had a great life and friends, and I gave all of that up. All: Welcome home, Sponge

Bob!

Sponge

Bob: You guys are the best!

I made a huge mistake.

Please forgive me!

Mr.

Krabs: Ah, quit your blubbering and have a Krabby Patty. Sponge

Bob: Don't mind if I do. Mr.

Krabs: And I'll see you at work first thing tomorrow morning.

Sponge

Bob: Aye, aye, captain!

Squidward: Sponge

Bob, do us all a favor. Sponge

Bob: Don't mind if I do. Ta-da.Aww.

Squidward: Ok, that's enough. Gary: Meow.

Squidward: Can we please stop this? Patrick: Patrick itchy! Sponge

Bob: It is great to be home!.