Salty Dick The Sailor's Dream song lyrics

As I was walking down the beach one dark and stormy night

I came upon a whorehouse with its red light shining bright.

I walked up to the welcome mat and knocked upon the door.

Who should answer but a lovely Chinese whore.

She wore a pink kimono, it was open at the front;

I swear I could have counted every hair on her curly cunt.

She asked me what I wanted, I found my voice at last;

"All I want from you is a piece of your lovely ass."

She took me to the bedroom and I laid her on the floor.

I swear I must have pumped her a hundred times or more.

And when I felt it coming that feeling was so grand…

Then I woke up in my sailor rack with my pecker in my hand.