Salty Dick Charlotte the Harlot song lyrics

Charlotte the Harlot lay dying, a pisspot supporting her head,

Surrounded by six horny sailors, she rolled on her left tit and said,

"I've been fucked by the Pohmmies and Irish, I've been fucked by the Yanks and the Jews,

Now I've come over here to Australia to be fucked by bastards like you.

So out with your dirty old organs, and gimme the juice of your nuts.

Out with your dirty old organs and I'll tattoo my name on your guts."