Rhett and Link Velcro Song song lyrics

I've got a pair of shoes (oh)

Half as expensive and twice as cool (as my other shoes)

My feet are firmly held in place

Without the aid of a shoelace

It takes me three seconds to put them on

You're on your first shoe, I'm already gone

One side is fuzzy, one side is prickly

Separately useless

But together, so sticky

Zippers and buttons are both inequated

Welcome to the future

Velcro's been here waiting

If I could travel back in time (to the 30s)

My Velcro shoes would blow their minds

Hearing the rip, they'd think my shoes were destroyed

Then I'd refasten and they'd all be overjoyed

I would be elected as the mayor

Velcro would be worn by NBA players

One side is fuzzy, one side is prickly

Separately useless

But together, so sticky

More convenient than a nailgun

Safer than thumbtacks

I'm completely stuck on Velcro

'Cause Velcro's where it's at

It's Velcro

Velcro (Velcro)

Velcro (Velcro)