Rhett and Link Dead Ipod Song song lyrics

Within every electronic device

There lies a seed dormant and waiting to be released

Somewhere between 18 months and 2 years

It will sprout and begin to choke the life out

And if you've got an iPod

You know exactly what we're talking about

You press the power button and what happened was nothing

The doom seed has germinated

Your iPod shall not be recessitated

Now you gotta figure out what you gon' do with your dead iPod

Write a eulogy and bury it in your backyard

Even though it's broke, just pretend like it's not

To avoid conversation with strangers at the bus stop

Use it as a weapon if you're being attacked

You know what, on second thought, scratch that

Tape it to your body, call it a bodswitch

Put it in a hoagie, call it an iPodwich

A paperweight is lame unless there's a fan on your desk

And even in that case, a manhole cover works best

Or keep it simple 'cause less is more

Put it in a shoebox in the back of a drawer

Then 50 years from today your grandkids will find it and say,

"You listened to music on this?

You mean when you were a kid, you didn't have music uploaded directly to your brain?"

And you'll say, "Naw, we just had iPods."