Rhett and Link Unicorn Rap song lyrics

What do you think about Rhett and Link, Mcs extraordinaire?

Best in the business

You better get with this

Shake your Dairy-aire

If you want to see Mcs then come see these Mcs out to please and without disease

Flyer than the zipper on your pants

Flying out your tweeters and amps tell your your uncles and aunts

I hold a mic like a weapon or at least a water hose

Step up or get a steady stream of water up your nose

'Cuz I'm a thug like that

I can't be trusted

Go out of town, come back, and your mailbox will be busted

All you other Mcs, you're at best inferior. I'll squish your face like a zit, and leave you oozing down the mirror

The landfield called, they want their smiley rounds back

Your weakness is exposed, like my plumber's crack

I'm like the terminator and the predator, if you put them both together

Invisible and robotic, quizzical and hypnotic

I wrote the recipe for the perfect Mc flow

I also wrote the recipe for green been casserole

I can rap about food and make you hungry

I can rap about and you spongey

I can rap about a blanket and make you feel snuggly

But I can't make a rap that won't make you ugly

What do you think about Rhett and Link, Mcs extraordinaire?

Captain to Crunch, check the junk in your truck, throw your hands up in the air

Fly

They're fly

Fly