Rhett and Link The Perfect Bathroom Trip song lyrics

We live in a world full of dirty things

Dirty doorknobs and ATM machines

Dirty cook sneezing on my chicken wings

So much dirty disease, we can't keep our hands clean

Public restrooms are a main concern

Where the walls are painted with strangers' urine

If they scribble on the wall of a bathroom stall

Do you honestly think that they wash their hands after touchin' their

All I'm makin' is a simple suggestion

To have an exit plan next time you enter a restroom

I'm not concerned with your particular reason

Be it OCD or just the upcoming cold and flu season

Listen here

Do your business

Zip up and then dispense this

Little bit a paper towel, but wait

Turn on the tap, apply some soap

Lather up, rinse, don't stop the flow

First grab that paper towel you saved

Use it as a barrier when touching the faucet area

And when getting more paper towels for your hands

Dry with it, then retain it

For the doorknob may be tainted

As you exit, bank it off the wall into the trash can

It's the perfect bathroom trip, man

It's the perfect bathroom plan (it's perfect)

Do your business

Zip up and then dispense this

Little bit a paper towel, but wait

Turn on the tap, apply some soap

Lather up, rinse, don't stop the flow

First grab that paper towel you saved

Use it as a barrier when touching the faucet area

And when getting more paper towels for your hands

Dry with it, then retain it

For the doorknob may be tainted

As you exit, bank it off the wall into the trash can

It's the perfect bathroom trip, man

It's the perfect bathroom plan (it's perfect)

It's the perfect bathroom trip