Rhett and Link The Hoover Dam song lyrics

G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-E

Guacamole!

G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-E

Guacamole!

This is the story of guacamole!

Over a thousand years ago

deep in the Aztec jungle

a small boy was searching for the elusive blue-footed booby bird.

Suddenly, the boy stepped upon a ripe avocado, creating a mysterious green paste

Without thinking, he reached down and tasted this paste

and thought to himself: Wow, that's pretty good

but it would be perfect with a little diced tomato, onion, some chiles, garlic, cilantro, salt, and pepper, and a little lime juice to retain color.

The good people of the Americas are forever indebted to this boy!

G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-E

Guacamole!

Tastes great even though it looks like mutant jelly.

Guacamole!

G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-E

Guacamole!

The green dip doubles as a facial cream.

Guacamole!

Grab your Avocado, Salt and Lime juice also

Throw in some Tomato, Onion, Garlic and Cilantro

Hey!

Some add in Serrano Some like Jalapeno

Don't make it too hot though when serving it to gringos!

Hey!

Grab your Avocado, Salt and Lime juice also

Throw in some Tomato, Onion, Garlic and Cilantro

Hey!

Some add in Serrano Some like Jalapeno

Don't make it too hot though when serving it to gringos!

Hey

Next time you stick your chip

Into that magical green dip

Be sure to raise it high

For that little Aztec guy

Hey!

G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-E,

G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-E

G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-E,

G-U-A-C-A

Mole!

G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-E,

G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-E

G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-E,

G-U-A-C-A

Mole!