Rhett and Link The Cheese Rap song lyrics
Rhett and Link The Cheese Rap song lyrics
Why you up in the store?
What you lookin' for, cheese?
I'm cheddar, I'm much better
Than the rest of these
Don't speak too fast
You need to get a load of this
I'm Swiss
Alright, white boy, they get the gist
Got more holes in my body than my boy 50 Cent
Curdled on the street, Geneva represent
We're Vinny and Louie, forget about the other cheeses
We're so hardcore you gotta grate us to eat us
The other chumps are weak, if you ask me
I can bring you to your knees with my pungency
I'm not weak, I'm strong
I'll add flavor to your salad all night long
We know you want to put us in your mouth
And chew, don't you
We know you do
I'm old, I'm stuck in my ways
I'm stuck in your teeth and on your breath for days
MAAAAAH
I got more flavor than y'all
I make a wicked cheese ball
My hobbies include doing bird call
Could somebody take over for me?
I'm living large in a condo
If I break a hip, don't put me in a home, bro
But Pops, you don't even have a hip though
Oh
This is breaking my heart
Just tell 'em what they want, yo
We know you want to put us in your mouth
And chew, don't you
We know you do
We know you want to put us in your mouth
And chew, don't you
You know we know we know you know
You know we know we know you know
You know we know we know you know