Rhett and Link My Favorite Pillow song lyrics

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Do you remember back in middle school

When my trunks fell down at the pool?

Everyone laughed except for you

You just let me hold you in my bedroom

Our freshman year when Julie McKnight

Dumped me because of my overbite

I cried all night all over you

You didn't seem to mind my tears or my drool

I could always hold you tight (my favorite pillow)

So soft, so cool on your other side (my favorite pillow)

In my eyes, you've been nothing but classy

But everybody's saying you're nasty

Full of fungus

It can't be true

Laden with bacteria

No, not you

But the thing that really did me in

I learned you're full of dust mite excrement

And those dead skin cells may be mine

But though it wasn't you, I can't sleep at night

We've been through both thick and thin (because you're a pillow)

It's hard to say this is the end (my favorite pillow)

It's not me, it's definitely you (I'll get a new pillow)

You're a body fluid sponge and we're through (I'm getting a new you)