Rhett and Link My Exercise Bike song lyrics

This is my exercise bike

It's got a lot of features that I like

Like a seat

And pedals for my feet

And handlebars for me to hold onto

(That's all pretty standard.)

This is my exercise bike

You ought'a see just how fast I ride

Look at me

Going faster than the speed

Of a pregnant cheetah

(How pregnant?)

(Half pregnant.)

It's like I'm riding in the Tour De France

But in his mind that's what he means

Don't need no drugs to boost my performance

Just test his pee you'll see he's clean

Got to the top, totally on my own

He's a man of his word

No that's not a syringe of human growth hormones

It's happy gerbil herbs

(Herbs.)

This is just my exercise bike

The resistance goes from low to high

And when it's high

It makes it seem like I

Am going up an incline

(Well, yeah, that's generally how they work.)

You need to stop it with your accusing

He's just a natural athlete

No I'm not getting a blood transfusion

It's just a bag of pudding

And look at this ball, it's not deflated at all

This is irrelevant to this conversation

And no I didn't send my cousin to the

Congo to extract the DNA of a gorilla

And then formulate it into a sports drink which I personally adore

It's called Gorilla Gene

This is just my exercise bike