Rhett and Link In the 80's song lyrics

You kids think your gear is iconic

But I'm gon' take you back to see some real electronics

Gimme a beige PC, green text, black screen

And 64 kB of memory (that's plenty)

Forget a phone that fits in your pocket

I keep my phone in a bag in my car (that's how we rock it)

Who needs a camcorder the size of my hand?

You know I wanna look like a news cameraman

(I wanna perch it on my shoulder like an overweight parrot)

My disks were floppy, but my hair was stiff

And all my stickers were scratch-and-sniff

In the 80s! If it was big, it was good

80s! My TV was wood

80s! My car was shaped like a box

80s! Back when everything rocked

You're tellin' me mp3s, oh they're so great

I'd rather push rewind and sit and wait

My first VCR cost me five grand

VHS is best (I'm a Beta man)

A 16-button controller really makes me sick

Gimme one red button and a joystick

In the 80s! The bigger, the better

80s! I had an antenna

80s! My TV was thick

80s! We didnt point and click

80s! I had a big boombox

80s! I calculated with my watch

80s! My mix tapes were hot

80s! Back when everything rocked