Ben Folds Phone In A Pool song lyrics

Take it easy, take it slow

Oh

Get on with the fucking show

That's what I know

I woke in a cold sweat last night

Seems what's been good for the music

Hasn't always been so good for the life

I threw my phone in a pool

In New Orleans

Found the love of my life

Again y'all knows what I means

And I'll be back on the sofa in a puddle in a couple of weeks

Oh yeah

I can't tell what you're saying when you yell at the same time

You could be telling me the story of your life

Your life

Is my malfunction so surprising cause I always seem so stable and bright?

Ain't it always the quiet types?

I threw my phone in a pool

In New Orleans

Found the love of my life

Again y'all knows what I means

And I'll be back on the sofa in a stubble[?] in a couple of weeks

Oh yeah

Well I won't

I won't

I won't

I won't blame[?] New Orleans

Can't you people function for a little while?

Without me bouncing off your satellite for a night

Hey!

Drink it faster, drink it slow

That's what I know

When you've gotten to the bottom of it

It's time to go

And when you [?] flip to be two hundred feel free to proper your advice [?]

But until that time

Here's my auto reply

That's what I know

That's what I know

Phone in a pool