Ben Folds Bitch Went Nuts song lyrics

"The answer you seek, my son, only poses more questions.

Ask many women why relationship has failed, each woman offer unique reason for demise.

One woman may say, "Man could not commit", or "Man is douche and is now free to make love to himself instead".

Another woman may say, "Man has changed" or even "Man no longer satisfactory lover".

But my son, ask many men same question all over the world - "Why has relationship failed?"

Each man, each time, will give same simple answer."

The bitch went nuts

She stabbed my basketball

And the speakers to my stereo

She called me cunt

But nothing prepared me for

What I found when I came home

Oh and I

Made my own bed

I'll lie in it

You lie in yours

You lie, you lie in yours

But they want more

They're at my door

With torches

Please leave me alone

You know just shut it just shut it just shut it

The bitch went nuts

She Photoshopped my face (Shopped his face)

Onto every boy who'd done her wrong

And as she burned them telepathically

Onto the brains of all her embittered drones

Oh now

Now they want more

They're at my door

With torches, scores and scores and scores

To settle with themselves

Who would have thought

I'd scorned them all

They've got a doll of me

They're burning, they're burning, they're burning

Their own memories

Why do they all go? (Go!)

The bitch went nuts, y'all

But everyone said she might

Oh, holy fuckin' shit

Seriously now

Now they want more

They're at my door

With torches, scores and scores

You would have thought

I'd scorned them all

They've got a doll of me

They're burning

Why do they all go? (Go!)