Ben Folds Not A Fan song lyrics

I'm not a fan

But I understand

If there is something

That moves you

That's not my cup of tea

It's part of what makes you beautiful to me

I'm not a fan

Like you and your friends

You're so well-read

I grew up on sugar-cereal and TV

I'm starting to wonder what you see in me

No, I'm not a fan

But maybe I could learn to be

Oh, there's always something from the start

You try to tell yourself it's only small

But it's not

And it's a very thing that later on will tear it all apart

I'm not a fan

And I wonder if you really are

Or does it make you feel smart?

This boyband with glasses, just minus the heart

He's shaking his ass, and you call it art

I'll wait in the lobby, go meet him for real

We can all go to dinner, yeah I'll be third wheel

So go get your T-shirt signed, fangirl

I may or may not be here when you return

So, fuck you

And your friends