Ben Folds Errant Dog song lyrics

Have you seen that dog?

I got to get him back

I had him tied to a tree

but he keeps getting out

He's probably running loose with the bitches

And when I catch him I'll give him some stitches

Oh I love him so much, aw, that stupid bitch is mine

Errant dog

Errant dog

Unhh

They're talking down at the spa

Now the word is out (Ahh)

Goddamn I look like a tool

when he goes running a-rou-ou-ound (Ahh)

I'm gonna take him on Court TV

And show the world what he's done to me

Oh I'll drag his ass back home, back where his ass belongs

Errant dog

Errant dog

Unhh!

He's my everything, he means the world to me

He's my hopes and dreams, fungible property

Sometimes I wonder why I put up with his shit

If I could I would become a lesbian

I know I said dead or alive, but really

Dead is fine

Just bring him here! Ha!

Errant dog

Errant dog

Errant dog

Unhh!