Wigwam Tombstone Valentine song lyrics

Pembroke

Landladies are real strange people

gotta watch what they do

Rent places for real fat prices

then outa the blue

raise hell outa noise and suchlike

and my boogie kazoo

Send her a valentine

She goes for her walks on Wednesdays

on a Saturday night

straight down to the local graveyard

by the moody moonlight

She likes to read all the tombstones

reads between the lines

Makes meanings that spell her stories

then makes 'em all rhymes

Send her some Valentines

She keeps her monkeys in a budgie's case

I have heard them cry

"Save our souls! We don't wanna die

so young"