Wheeler Walker Jr. If My Dick Is up, Why Am I Down? song lyrics

Girls I used to jack off to when I skipped a class

Are now hitting me up for a backstage pass

All the ladies get wet when I roll into town

So if my dick is up, tell me why am i down?

Tugging me, fucking me, sucking my dick, till my balls run dry

Women I never met whipping their tits out, so why am I crying

They're slinging their pussies when they hear I'm around

Well if my dick is up, tell me why am I down?

Meet a girl at the show, and I hand her a pic

And before we shake hands, she starts sucking my dick

Swallows my nut while I stare at the ground

So if my dick is up, tell me why am I down?

Beating me, beating me, fucking me raw, till my dick gets sore

One girl is leaving,

There's two more outside that just walk through the door

Now I've learned to eat pussy while I'm wearing a frown

So if my dick is up, tell me why am I down?

Licking me, sticking me dick in your puss, till the sun comes up

Ladies I never met sending me texts saying they wanna fuck

Girls suck on my nuts while they are reaching around

So if my dick is up, tell me why am I down?

Why am I down?