Wax Wet Brain song lyrics

I'd love to see my Paypal flourish

But I can't think of schemes when my brain's malnourished

Floating 'round my cranium like a pickled egg

Hitting the sides, drastic

Shifting of tides

I can't think of it son

It's like the answer's always on the tip of my tongue

It's like all that I learned I definitely never knew

What I have is affectionately referred to as

Wet brain, yeah

I got that wet brain

Wet brain

I got that wet brain

That soaking wet brain

That wet brain

I got that

The morning brings a sense of possibility

If you can see the mirror and avoid any hostility

I don't keep no Windex near

And my eyes are like a truck windshield when the insects smear

The wearing of flip-flops in normal situations will help your self-esteem by lowering your expectations

I might as well rock a hospital robe

The optic nerve is connected to the occipital lobe

And when it reconnects I'll get my eyesight back

I'm blind for now but I'm still wise like that, kinda

I'm considering going out

Or just sitting and zoning out

Watching TV with the TV off

You know the channel with the 3D moths

I got just enough money to be completely irresponsible

In a couple months though I'll have some trouble

Wet brain, yeah

I got that wet brain

Wet brain

I got that wet brain

That soaking wet brain

That wet brain

I got that

When it's over print it over my coffin

Overall he was raw with the overindulgence

Hold your applause it's not like he was overly awesome

Wasn't sober too often, always smoking and coughing

Still known to pose a threat like a Doberman walking

You'd notice a pause when over your shoulder you saw him

Lots of people paid to see shows of him talking

Now he's in his grave, appropriately exhausted

He was supposed to be a boss

The next big thing

The new catchphrase

The next bling bling

But that cash register had never went ching ching

Enough about him, I heard my text thing ring

There's matters to tend to more important than this carcass

Like which can canned tuna's better, Bumblebee or Starkist?

Life is cold we need parkas for the heartless

The world keeps spinning regardless

Wet