Turbonegro Stroke the Shaft song lyrics

Stroke it, smoke it, make it last, its not that hard

Scrub it, Rub it, sing along, its not that hard

Say it, pray it, turn on the mic and work it like a child

Don't talk to me about wasted youth like it's going out of style

This is the pipe you cannot smoke, this is the beast that you can stroke

but in a case of emergency - come on, and stroke the shaft

Stroke the shaft, make it last, not too fast, the heads off limits

grip the staff, at the mast, cast a grasp, the heads off limits

Scorch it, torch, make it blaze, man that was rad

Stroke it, don't choke it, just provoke it, man that was bad, bad as

This is a pipe you can not smoke, this is a beast that you may stroke

but in a case of emergency, break the glass - and stroke the shaft

Stroke the shaft, make it last, not too fast, the heads off limits

Grip the staff at the mast, cast a grasp, the heads off limits

Stroke the shaft, make it last, not too fast, the heads off limits

Grip the staff at the mast, razz-ma-tazz, the heads off limits

Wooaahhh do you remember too fast for love

We fit together like hand in glove

We used to make shit levitate baby, we were soooo

Gotta get my shaft stroked