Tom Smith Pirate Ninjas from Dino Island song lyrics

WAFFLE

Oh. Oh, man. I'm alive! I'm alive! There's a golden sky and three suns, but I'm alive. Wh-

PIRATES

Yo ho! On we go!

Way hey! All the way!

Yo ho! On with the show!

Way hey! A slaughter today!

ALISHAYA

Put me down! Let me go, you --

PIRATE CAPTAIN

Save yer breath, Princess Alishaya! You'll be needing it real soon.

ALISHAYA

Who are you barbarians, anyway?

PIRATE CAPTAIN

Ah, now, well, there's a tale... What the hey! Ye deserve a bedtime story, before yer eternal sleep.

PIRATES

Heh heh heh.

PIRATE CAPTAIN

We're scavengers from across the stars

Upon our lightsail skiff.

One little blue planet that's just past Mars

Had history that was spiff.

And so we stole --

PIRATES

Er, borrowed --

Gleaned!

PIRATE CAPTAIN

A bunch of lovely myth!

So, Princess, you've been snatched by fiends

You never reckoned with!

PIRATE CAPTAIN, PIRATES

We're... the...

Pirate ninjas from Dino Island,

Ain't our livin' grand!

With cutlasses, kusari-gamas

And nun-chucks in our hands!

We've all got pterodactyls where

Our parrots ought to be!

PIRATE

And let me tell ya, my right shoulder's

In some misery, arrr...

ALISHAYA

You'll never get away with this!

My people will rescue me!

PIRATE CAPTAIN

My dear, you're sadly lacking in

Epistemology.

Your people tried to fight us,

I'm afraid they didn't win.

So, they believe it's fate we caught ye.

And they left you in

The hands of...

PIRATE CAPTAIN, PIRATES

Pirate ninjas from Dino Island,

Hide your wenches and gold!

We've shuriken in the crow's nest

And a T-rex in the hold!

We hoist the Jolly Raptor

As we sail the ocean blue,

And if ye see us, it's too late,

Because... we've... come... for... you!