Tom Smith Hot Sauce and Ice Cream song lyrics

I met this girl, cute and shy, too quiet for your average guy,

But somethin' 'bout her caught my eye and soon we started to date

Soft kisses, sweeter than wine, and I wanted to make her mine,

But she said, "I won't cross that line, please, darling, we can wait."

One night we were at her place, she got a smile on her face,

And said she really liked the taste of hot sauce on ice cream

She shook her head when she had a

bite, her eyes got red and awful bright,

She dragged me to bed and all that night was a hot romantic dream.

Hot sauce, ice cream,

She got lost in between,

Fire and frost, the two extremes

But things aren't what they seem

Is she the girl I thought I knew?

Is this somethin' other women do?

Do Ben and Jerry have a clue

What can happen to an ice cream cone?

She got up with the morning sun, and no memory of what we'd done,

She kissed me softly and said "Hon, could you bring me another plate?"

I was suspicious but poured that heat on the frozen vanilla treat

Next thing I knew I was off my

feet, and the next two hours were great.

Hot sauce, ice cream,

Double-crossed, double-teamed,

Lip gloss and sticky steam,

Exhausted, ready to scream,

I love her both, and we love to play,

But please, girls, not all night and day,

There's not a lot more I can say,

Or do but mewl and moan.

I can't explain it,

though I've tried, what's her brain got goin' inside?

It must be a strain being Jekyll and

Hyde, but I know there's somethin' more.

Is she pretending? Is she stressed? Is she demented or possessed?

What's the ending? I can't guess. That's what the last verse is for.

I went to my place and found two of her

there, she'd undergone fission, split into a pair,

They were kissin' like they didn't need

air, I'm caught between frisson and despair,

I saw the lay of the land -- why would they still want a man?

I turned away but then two hands pulled me back and shut the door.

Hot sauce, ice cream,

I'm lost in between,

Fire and frost, the two extremes,

I'll pay the cost, and all my dreams

Of being complete have come twice as true

'Cause now my sweetie is the two of you

An ice cream treat with Tabasco too,

Just you and you alone.