Tom Smith w/Karen Underwood Warning: Wimbledon! song lyrics

MAXICRON

Good morning, Hero Leaguers!

FENDERBENDER

Morning, Maxicron!

DARK SUN

Max.

AMAZING GRACIE

Hey, punkin'.

MAXICRON

Amazing Gracie, ixnay on the unkin-pay.

FENDERBENDER

Aah, come off it, big guy, Everyone knows.

MAXICRON

They DO!?

AMAZING GRACIE

Uh-huh.

DARK SUN

Remember last month when you had your memories drained by the Identity Thief? Well, he made MPGs.

MAXICRON

-- WHAT!?

COMPTROLL

Affirmative.

FENDERBENDER

MAXICRON

Fine. Fine. Any new business?

AMAZING GRACIE

Just one thing -- a letter. From... Wimbledon?

DARK SUN

What's it say?

AMAZING GRACIE

The Hero League has been invited

To travel overseas and play

In a charity event for the Duke of Kent

A tournament of croquet.

And they'll even pay our way.

HEROES

Cool!

MAD SCIENTISTS (IN DISGUISE)

We'd like to welcome you to Wimbledon,

The proper sporting place for gentlemen

You are all pure of heart, thanks for taking part...

In our tournament of croquet.

FENDERBENDER

'Scuse me -- I don't know how to play.

MAD SCIENTISTS (IN DISGUISE)

Gasp!

SIR WILFRED (IN DISGUISE)

Now, now -- Let us explain the rules to our former colonists.

Our side's red and yellow, you'll be black and blue,

Take the club -- stout fellow! and we'll start with you.

DR. MALLEVO (IN DISGUISE)

Now you aim for the hoop -- -- play it where it lies --

SIR WILFRED (IN DISGUISE)

Good show!

DR. MALLEVO (IN DISGUISE)

And now it's our turn... so everybody dies!