Toby Keith Rum Is the Reason song lyrics

I heard Davey Crockett had a pint in his pocket, Good whiskey at the Alamo

Now that Pancho Villia had a jug of Tequila when he walked the streets of old Mexico

While Blackbeard was fleecing around the hurricane season, he didn't quit because of a girl

Yeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world

While Russia was brawling, I bet that Old Stalin was calling for a vodka martina

While the world waited in fear, Old Hitler drank beer from a stein, eating sauerkraut and weenies

Yeah, down through the ages, they couldn't drink their diamonds and pearls

No, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world

I ain't getting much done but I'm having fun sailing on the deep blue sea

My whole body goes numb from a bottle of dark rum and the sun sinking down on me

My catch of the day is a tall Cuba libra chased down with a 12 oz curl

Yeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world

I ain't getting much done but I'm having fun sailing on the deep blue sea

My whole body goes numb from a bottle of dark rum and the sun sinking down on me

My catch of the day is a tall Cuba libra chased down with a 12 oz curl

Yeah, rum is the reason i guess.

Hey, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world

Take it home coral reefers, haha….

Yeah