The Goon Sax Home Haircuts song lyrics

I go to the barber

To get shorn

And I leave looking nothing like Shane Warne

I know it's too late to tell them to stop

So I sit down in my chair and close my eyes cause I just can't watch

Home haircuts

Do they ever go right

And what are you thinking

Is all I think about at night

I go to the barber

To get shorn

And I leave feeling empty and forlorn

I show them a picture of Roger McGuinn

Edwyn Collins John Lennon David Byrne it seems I just can't win

Home haircuts

Do they ever go right

And what are you thinking

Is all I think about at night

And these hairdressers where can I even start

And what are they thinking before they go and break my heart

I wanted my mum to cut my hair for me

She said Lewis we don't need these kind of problems in this family

And now I'm feeling so unhappy, unhappy with my hair

And it's making me unhappy

Oh yeah

Home haircuts

Do they ever go right

And what are you thinking

Is all I think about at night

And these hairdressers where can I even start

And what are they thinking before they go and break my heart