The Beautiful South Size song lyrics

Do not think of me alive do not think of me as dead

Get that thought right out of your head

Fifty times you told me so to satisfy

I must grow but all you did was pull or blow

If size isn't everything and I'm half his size

How come it's him who gets to keep the prize

But you fuck long and you fuck slow

But you fuck like a walrus smoking blow

I'm too ashamed to scream your name

Well I don't feel hard and I don't feel lame

Never proud and never ashamed

But this bed's too big for the both of us

If size isn't everything well I'll slap my thighs

But there won't be parting and there won't be cries

If size isn't everything then try this size

Turn off the lights and bring a torch

Oh my heart's in the right place

My heart's in the right place

My heart's in the right place

My heart's in the right place

And my heart's twice the size of his arse

So if size isn't everything then try this size

Turn off the lights and bring a torch

And if size isn't everything and I'm half his size

How come it's him who gets to keep the prize

How come it's him who gets to keep the prize

How come it's him who gets to keep the prize