Tenacious D Cock Pushups song lyrics

(spoken)

(KG:) D'you think that um... Dude d'you think that when the album... When this is out, D'you think this'll make us umm. more attractive to the ladies?

(JB:) pshh... yeah. In fact I been getting ready.

(KG:) Yeah?

(JB:) Yeah. I been doin' cock pushups.

(KG:) Cock pushups?

(JB:) Yeah

(KG:) What are those?

(JB:) It's where you fuckin' lay down flat, on the ground

(KG:) Yeah?

(JB:) And you let your boner lift you up off the ground.

(KG:) pshh... noooooo... That would be impossible.Your cock could support your whole weight?

(JB:) Well not at first

(KG:) yeah

(JB:) but over time

(KG:) Hmm.well how many pushups can you do?

(JB:) Cock pushups?

(KG:) Yeah. I guess you could only do one... really...

(JB:) Yeah, one is all you need.