Teamheadkick Halo Reach Uber Rap "Its All About Reach" song lyrics
Teamheadkick Halo Reach Uber Rap "Its All About Reach" song lyrics
I've been a Halo Fanboy since back in the day
the best shooter just got the major upgrade
Spent the last decade hangin with the Chief
Halo 1, Halo 2, Halo 3, ODST
This game is sick like internet porn
Jetpack on my back straight getting airborne
Raining shots to your dome, with steady aim and precision
Always blurring up your vision and leaving your corpse twitchin
On a mission you be wishing that you never had to face me,
Multiplayer motherfucker, this time I'm getting crazy
Take your whole team out, yeah, I'm that fast
Like a gay dinosaur you'll be a Mega Sore Ass
I ain't done with you son, it's time to run and gun
I get to steppin my weapon be blastin noobs for fun
DMR be bangin out steady, I'm on the ready,
Headshottin little grunts, popping out confetti
Sneaking up behind you assassinate you quick,
Mad love to Bungie this game is so sick
While you be lagging, I be fragging, straight making it rain,
The tactics are scary Legendary Campaign
Cap the flag, armor lock, headhunter, playing Swat
Pop your head around the corner and then you get dropped
Can't stop cause the epoic fightfight goes on,
Smoking your ass like I was Cheech and Chong
No More Halo 3, It's all about REACH, Halo Reach
No ODST, it's all about REACH, Halo Reach
Teabagging your grill because I'm a face humper
Hoping round like a rabbit, cause I'm using bumper jumper
And truthfully I never really liked the elites
But that's all changed now because bungie made them beast
Snipers hot, 1 shot, no scope to your face
I'm the mutha fucking kig of the sticky grenades
Across the map, your trapped, I'll toss it up
it will stick to your face you'll be like "what the fuck?"
Loadouts so leet that you can't belive,
Sprint, halographic decoy, invisibility
A shotty spree and a sword beatdown,
Then getting bulltrue's cause your a clown
I feel right at hoem with those old school maps,
Double Kill, Tripple Kill, Over Kill, Killtac,
Running you down on teh mongoose son,
The hog, and the ghost and the scorpion,
It's fun, to play Reach all night
In fact fuck, there goes a year of my life
You and me, yep, we got a date
on Bloodgulch, your straight getting raped,
By the tanks so thanks for that funning riot,
I'll stretch you out like your on a diet,
Being all sneaky as a Deciever,
Then I'll blast you in your head like you were Justin Beiber
No More Halo 3, It's all about REACH, Halo Reach
No ODST, it's all about REACH, Halo Reach
Wait What is that man, it smells like feces,
oh damn, it's the covenant species,
The Elites, the Hunters, the Brutes and the skirmishers,
Jackals, the drones, the grunts, and the engineers
I'm a Spartan so suck my wiener
and I'm like Chuck Norris when it comes to teh arena
Oh No where do we got, you just got your motherfucking ass kicked at Halo,
Again my friend, it's the uber rap 2,
I'm back fully stacked ain't got nothing to prove
I love this game, there ain't no faking
Spend all of my time up int eh matchmaking
Lookign godamn sexy with Armor and Recon
Say goodbye to your life, and say hello to your mom
You camp so much that you need a tent,
It's like Froman cooking up marshmallows and shit
Health is getting low so I'm trying to survive,
But your the friggin helen Kellar of xbox live,
You couldn't hit a fat chick, even with a sword,
And since I'm talking shit, lets talk about forge
Forge world is bigger than Oprah's ass, bigger than Bill Gate's cash,
Or Lady GaGa's mustache
Stay away Bk cause your team is trash
I play so much I've got an MLG rash
No More Halo 3, It's all about REACH, Halo Reach
No ODST, it's all about REACH, Halo Reach
No More Halo 3, It's all about REACH, Halo Reach
No ODST, it's all about REACH, Halo Reach