Starbomb Robots in Need of Disguise song lyrics
Starbomb Robots in Need of Disguise song lyrics
Woah
Rollin out motherfuckers, it's the robots in disguise
Led by Optimus Prime, a bot whose power never dies
Cars and vans and planes, fucking construction trucks
They're goin' undercover cause Decepticons don't give a fuck
Autobots, it's time. We're rolling out.
Right!
Oh my God, that truck is Optimus, without a doubt!
Uhhh, no I'm not.
Yes you are, my dearest robot bro
You guys been on my lunchbox since the 19 fuckin 80s yo!
Oh balls. Autobots! Listen here.
I think it's time to try to find another way to disappear!
New disguises that our enemies could never recognize
Bumblebee become a burger; Prowl, you are a side of fries!
Huh?
Do it!
Don't you wanna light our darkest hour
Jazz, you're now a birthday cake
You've got the touch
I've got the flour!
Oh!
Autobots, roll out
Let's show em what we're all about
We'll catch em by surprise when we're in disguise
As a trunk full of sprouts and a tiny Asian girl scout
Now the time has come
To rock the Deceptiscum
They better be alert cause we can now convert
To a skirt, polo shirt, and a little mound of wet dirt
Megatron will pay
As soon as I take on the form of this delightful soufflé!
Okay!
Woah
After hours and hours of transforming into stuff
The Autobots decided on a plan that's super duper tough
Those Deceptidicks won't see us coming at all
When we roll up together as random kiosks at the local mall
Yeah!
Who'd even take to guess
That Bumblebee is selling cell phone chargers
For three dollars less, I said
Yeah!
They'll never know we're here
While we're hocking beauty products
Making teenage acne disappear
As if!
They could stop Ratchet before, bitch
He's combined with Ironhide to form a turkey sandwich!
And I haven't even mentioned
The ace that's up my sleeve
He rocks a jet engine that'll make your ears bleed
He'll betray Megatron, plus he's boisterous and loud
This is your moment
C'mon Starscream, now break it down!
Hey. This is- I'm Starscream.
What?
I just-I just wanted to say that, Megatron, y-
Speak up, man!
Megatron, you're going down, I'm gonna -
Spe-
(snot noises) I'm gonna win, I'm St-(snot noises)
Ugh, come on.
Starscream rules (coughing, gagging, snot noises)
Alright, you know what? Forget it.
Oh!
Autobots, let's fight
These enemies with all our might!
Time to do what's right and transform tonight
To five kites, egg whites, and a family of field mice
Oh!
The Decepticons
Are now ten tanks and a giant gun
While Grimlock's a rake and I'm a warm milkshake
There's a small chance that we made a very tiny mistake
Oh!
Well it's too late now
We're the good guys and I'm sure that everything will work out
Megatron! You're going d- OH GOD AAAAAAAAH
Woah
Optimus, I had rea-I had a lot o-
Starscream, shut UP
Oh, m'kay...