SpongeBob SquarePants Idiot Friends song lyrics

Hey everybody, it's good to be here at the Crusty Canteena

We've got a real special show for you'll tonight

Featuring my new best pal, this guy

He is an idiot

So what are we going to sing about, SpongeBob?

We are going to sing a song about friends

What kind of friends, SpongeBob?

Well, listen up and I'll tell you

Who's there for you when you are sad and down?

Idiot friends

Who picks you up and smacks you all around?

Idiot friends

Who puts dodging you so you can save the town?

Idiot friends, idiot friends, idiot friends

Idiot friends

Idiot friends

You know SpongeBob

All we're going to do is singing about

What are good for you

Well, what have you done for me?

Who helps you pick your pants up off the ground?

Thanks buddy, cashes

Who, an idiot friend would do that?

Let's bring it home, idiot friend

Okay

Who lets you ride on his coffins?

Who slaps you hard and often?

What do you and me have in common?

We're idiot friends