Shortstraw Boxing Day song lyrics

A bunch of things that we've already said

There's too much going on inside your head

As our clothes fall to the floor

It's all shit that we have done before

If only you weren't so predictable

I'm black and blue

But I've got this swelling under control

Before you explode

(This won't end well)

A little bit of sugar makes the medicine taste sweeter

So don't explode

Because I'll never get the satisfaction if you let me win

This reminds me of when we first met

A night out that I never won't forget

You said, "Why should I waste my time?"

And I have been denied

If only you weren't so unpredictable

I'm black, you're blue

But we've got this swelling under control

Before you explode

(This won't end well)

A little bit of sugar makes the medicine taste sweeter

So don't explode

Because I'll never get the satisfaction if you let me win

Where are my manners, let me take off your dress

There's nothing on your body that I wouldn't caress

Let's be polite, let me turn on the lights

There's no use fumbling around when you're in your dressing gown

Cos you'd do it yourself if I wasn't such a gentleman Cos you'd do it yourself if I wasn't such a gentleman you'd do it yourself if I wasn't such a gentleman Cos you'd do it yourself if I wasn't such a gentleman

Don't look now

Im staring down your dressing gown

Don't be so proud

It's nothing I haven't seen before