Sammy J Secrets song lyrics

I've got a secret, I've got one too

Tell me your secret and I'll tell my secret to you (I will tell you)

Unload your burden, relinquish your lie

I'm ashamed, you are safe now

My day of judgment has arrived

Rise up, stand tall

For the keeper of secrets will fall

While the truth teller quenches his thirst – at the fountain of justice!

You go first. No after you.

Rock paper scissors? (oh that's funny isn't it, look at that! Sorry. It's paper or

nothing! That was unfair. I apologize.)

Well please I insist after all how can I be so sure

That the secret I'm hiding is worth me confiding in you

In comparison to, your secret

Which might be as boring as bat shit

My standard of secrets are second to none

There are nazi's who would not believe what I've done

My secrets are massive, I bet I've got more

I'm a secret machine I'm a secrecy whore!

I ate your lasagna, I steal from the chemist

I've never seen star wars, I text while I'm driving

I don't flush at parties, I dabble in arsine

I love polystyrene I voted for Howard

I leave without paying I j-walk I litter

I don't wear a helmet I wear womens shoes

I slept with your grandma

I slept with my grandmother too

but these are mere samples, common examples of everyday

Things that we keep locked away

and deeper within, there's a bag in the bin

of my soul, a secret that's too big to say

rise up stand tall for the keeper of secrets will fall

I cry watching oprah I pose nude for playboy

I trained with the Taliban I can't drive a manual car

I slap ugly children I break wind on airplanes

I organize cockfights I piss in the spa

I rarely use condoms I throw rocks at traffic

I spread salmonella

I told my accountant I'm semi retired

I pay cash in hand coz my visas expired

and secrets are like margarine,

they're easy to spread but harder to clean

off your pants and once that stain is seen

everyone knows I've been stickin my dick in the fridge!

What? Nothing. Secrets!