Rucka Rucka Ali Jared the Footlong Lover song lyrics

Hey there little kids my name's Jared i'm a friend.

Can i eat a sandwich with you?

How bout' a footlong wheat or white kind of bread.

Help me squeeze the mayo out this tube.

Got my mind on your body and your body's only 9 and the taste of my Teriaki sauce you wanna try?

Don't tell your mother. Kiss the cucumber.

It's time for a supper.

I'm the footlong lover.

5, 5 dollar ohohohoh.

5 dollar footlong ohohohoh.

Throw me down and scream and start to cry.

Don't be scared just have a little Whine.

I'm Jared i'm the Subway guy.

Let's do a line.

I'm the footlong lover.

Guess how many kids i can fit in these pants.

Have you had the meatballs there?

Yeah.

Yes i like my subs like i like my women.

I like them 6 and 12. Yeah.

Got my mind on your body and your body's only 9 and some chips and a drink for a dollar ninety-nine.

Go get your brother.

I got a boner.

Would you like that toasted?

I'm the footlong lover.

5, 5 dollar ohohohoh.

5 dollar footlong ohohohoh.

Take a bath with me and close the blinds.

Here's some Ranch you got it in your eye.

I tuck my shirt in all the time, Now you know why.

I'm the footlong lover.

5 dollar footlong ohohohoh.

Shhhh, I got a boner.

Uh, I'll have the kids meal, with extra kids.

Got my mind and your body's only 9.

(C'mon guys even Michael Jackson got a 3 second chances).

And the taste of my mini sub it grows into a grinder.

(How about if i go through your craigslist history).

You wanna know what my favorite sub is? Turkey Ham.

Eat this double yummy mini sub.

Tell your parents you played outside.

Check in.

Still in the microwave.

Each fucking time.

I'm the footlong lover.

Turkey Ham, i'm the footlong lover.

I like kids is that a fucking crime?

No please don't start to fucking cry, Or you will die.

I'm the footlong lover.

5 dollar footlong ohohohoh