Rhett and Link feat. Steve Kardynal The Flightless Bird Song song lyrics

Here we see the Bearded Cardinal in his native habitat

"Welcome to the Walmart parking lot!"

Coolin' off, beneath the shade of a '92 Cadillac

"Could life get any better?"

But there's a sad truth like a flower that won't blossom

He'll never do the one thing that makes being a bird awesome...

Unlike his bird brethren traversing the sky

The Bearded Cardinal will never fly...

"Excuse me, I'm sorry, I couldn't help but overhear—did you say I can't fly?"

"Yeah. You're the Bearded Cardinal, a flightless bird."

"You know what? I'm cool with that. In fact, I see it as a positive! I want to sing about it..."

I got a big beak

Feathers on fleek

I keep cool in the heat by flapping my vestegial wings

I'm down to Earth

In fact I hate heights

Who needs working wings when you're this fly?

I regurgitate meals into my kids' mouths

I never get sucked into a jet or hit the side of a house

Here comes a shopping cart at a pretty high speed

If I was a bettin' bird I'd bet the cart's about to hit me

Ohhhhhh

It did

Ohhhhhh

It hurts

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

ohhh

ohh

I'm dead

Oh man, I think he is dead

He couldn't fly but he's a pretty good lip syncer