Rhett and Link feat. Josh Sundquist The Lost Teeth Song song lyrics

I was making my rounds at Splashy Town

You know, the indoor water park

Shutting down the endless wave

dead of night, pitch dark

Just to clarify

I'm a security guard

not a lifeguard who stayed too late

My weapon is a pool noodle

A glint of light pierced the night

I saw some popcorn bro

scooped it up and tossed it back

it was teeth I don't kno

it was teeth I don't know

it was teeth I don't know

Stop

-Just to clarify I did know they were teeth I just didn't know who's teeth they were

Who left these teeth

who needs them now

who's sittin' on the couch

gummin' on some crunchy chow

Ooooohhhhhh

Me, I'm eating peanut brittle

and I'm fed up

You see I lost my teeth earlier today

in a fight at a waterpark called Splashy Town

I'm gonna break into Splashy Town

tonight

right now

I'm breaching the slide

that runs outside

I'm gummin' an entrance hole

reaching the spot where my teeth got knocked

to get the teeth that I know

The teeth that he knows

The teeth that he know

(Arpeggio): Am

What was that?

It felt like a pool noodle

It was a pool noodle

I'm the security guard

and that's my weapon

Well I was just looking for my teeth man

You're looking for teeth?

Yeah I lost them in a battle with a man earlier today

in this vicinity

That's an amazing coincidence

I recently found some teeth

that I did not know

Let me see em'

Oh, yup, they're mine

He left his teeth

he's got them now

no more sittin' on the couch

gummin' on some crunchy chow

Oooooohhhhh

By the way, you know anything about a hole over in the slide

Stop

Yeah, I gummed my way in that way I'll also be leaving that way you might wanna patch it up afterward.